The Republic of Cheems Happy is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 100 million Cheems Happyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 11.8%.

The Cheems Happyian economy, worth 5.32 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,248 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Cheems Happy's national animal is the Cheems, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cheems Happy is ranked 255,725^th in the world and 5,592^nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 100 million capita.